SANTA: I AM VERY UPSET
MY WIFE ALWAYS TALKS
ABOUT HER FORMER HUSBAND
WHO DIED 5 YEARS AGO.
BANTA: THANK GOD, SHE
Send This Sms To Mobile
DOESN”T TALK ABOUT
HER NEXT HUSBAND
LIKE MY WIFE… ;->
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