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Sardarji goes into a store and sees
Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a Thermos flask.” The Sardar asks, “What does it do?” The clerk responds, “Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The Sardar says, “I”ll take it!” The next day, he [...]
Teacher : Sach aur veham me kya
Teacher : Sach aur veham me kya fark hai..? Santa : Aap jo humko parha rahe hain woh sach hai, lekin hum sab parh rahe hai ye apka veham hai… ;->
I was standing at jalandhar station when
I was standing at jalandhar station when my > attention went towards a > Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black > turban having a long beard > and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking > similar to a terrorist. > > After a while, one local train arrived, which > was totally [...]
A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE
A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000Rs KI ZARURAT HAI. SARDAR-DOST HI DOST K KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10Rs RIKSHA KAR K PURSE LE AA..
Two Sardars went into a pub and
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. You cant eat your own sandwiches in here, complained the pub-owner. So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches………….;->