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Santa: Do u know how to swim ?
Santa: Tum say achay to kuttey hain, jo tair letey hain
Banta: Tumein tairna aata hai?
Banta: Phir Tumhare aur kutte mein farak kia hai ?
Banta singh was in court charged with parking his carin a restricted area.The judge asked him if he hadanything to say in his defence. -They should not putup such misleading notices, – said Banta singh. -Itsaid, FINE FOR PARKING HERE.-
SARDAR:mujhy phonepay dhamkiyan mil rahihain, POLLICE:Kon hai wo?SARDAR:PTCL walay hain,Boltay hain k biLL nadiya yu “Kaat Dain Gay”
Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died! Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor. At 50th Floor He Remembers, I Dont Hav A Daughter.
EK BAAR EK SARDAAR JA RAHA THA…RAASTE ME ROAD PE KUCH PARA HUA DEKHA…SARDAAR JAISE HI JHHUKA CHILLAYEA HARAAM ZAADEPOTI BHI AISE KARTE HAIN JAISE SAMOSA PARA HO.
Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?TT-9 BajeSanta-Local?TT-1 BajeSanta-Malgadi?TT-12 BajeTT-Jana Kahan Hai?Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai…