Santa: Bante yaar Aaj main party dena chahta hu..!
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Banta: Aaj party kis khushi mei??
Santa: Meri scooter kho gayi..!
Santa: Shukar mano mai us par nahi baitha tha..warna mai bhi gum ho jata.!!
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