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SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo
BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO”
SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . ;->
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop….. =P ;->
LEAVE APPLICATION by a Sardar: Sir, sasrikal My wife is very ill. As there is no other HUSBAND in family to look after,so kindly grant me leave for a day.
Police-Tumhara dost kese maraSardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere petme chuhe kud rahe he “to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.
Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha. . Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho SARDARJI.? . Sardar-Oye! BREAK DANCE
Interviewer: imagine that u r in a room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escap? Sardar g: very simple, i”ll stop imagining….