Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other.
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Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta: Yes, I have
Santa: Well, my father dug it.
Banta: That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa: Yes, I have.
Banta: Well, my father killed it.
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