Santa 2 Banta:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.
Tum Pee Kar Dekho.
Banta (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.
Santa: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,
Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.
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