Q2) How did the sardar kill the bird?????
Ans) He threw it off the cliff…!Send This Sms To Mobile
Daku: Tera Nam?
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan
Daku: Tera Nam? Lady: Rita Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya Or Tera? Santa: Santa, Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
Once there was a meeting of all
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh..we”ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?” That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, “No problem! we”ll attack USA, it would take over us and then [...]
One sardar went to United States &
One sardar went to United States & stepped in for the first time in a pickup bar. While he was enjoying the scene aroound, a babe came & placed herself provocatively on sardar”s lap. She said “hi. i”m suzan,”suzi” to u. sardar was all excited & said “hi, i”m balwinder, balls to u”.
Santa: How can you Stop Barking our
Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard? . . . Banta: That”s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!.
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?Sardar: Auntie, it is H to O (h2o)! …. ;->