Q2) How did the sardar kill the bird?????
Ans) He threw it off the cliff…!Send This Sms To Mobile
Santa And Banta Were Walking . .
Santa And Banta Were Walking . . . Suddenly Banta Said : Oh . . . Look , A Dead Bird . . . Santa Looked Up At The Sky & Said : Where . . . ??? ;->
Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter
Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkeys accident.
Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.
Dost: Kitny Runs
Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya. Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye? Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy, K Main Out ho Gaya.
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it…Why???????????…because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1. Strength: My
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.1. Strength: My wife, Jeeto.2. Weakness: Banta”s wife, Preeto.3. Opportunity: When Banta is on tour.4. Threat: When I am on tour. . . ;->