Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: “Aaj Light Khana hai!”
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. “Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese.” “How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?” “ Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. “What for did you put that match in your [...]
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS &
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 – I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 [...]
Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Teacher:Can You Spell A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It? Sardar:Post Office
Try 2 understand n dont disturb me
Try 2 understand n dont disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night i didn”t sleep thnking of u. So don”t play with my life.- Sardar was saying 2 mosquito