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Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: “Aaj Light Khana hai!”
Sardar looked himself in miror & said”isko kahin dekha hai”then he said “yad aya” ye to wohe kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri bewi k sath hai….
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back
What”s an adult joke? . . . . Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old…..
Pathan ko khawb mein kisi ne NANGA kar dia, Sobha pathan ne apna HBL main bank accountclose karwa diya, Q? Q K HBL aap k sapnon ko haqiqat mein badal dega:
Sardar jii: Mujey apni betey ke liye kuch vitamins cahiye they? Clerk: Sir kaun sey doon…A,B,C…..? Sardar jii; Koi bhe de doo..Uss ABCD.. Nahin atee hai….