Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ?
A: He was ironing the curtain . . . ;->Send This Sms To Mobile
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Agar sadaron kee Char tangein hoti to
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
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Last Year The Name-Plate
Banta Singh: “Yaar Santa, Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A. This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A., When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree? Santa Singh: “You Don”t Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is [...]
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