Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ?
A: He was ironing the curtain . . . ;->Send This Sms To Mobile
Sardar”s Wofe Does , He is Calm
Sardar”s Wofe Does , He is Calm But His Wifes Lover Is Furiously Crying … Finally Sardar consoles him ” Don”t Worry Yaar I Will Marry Again .”
Santa To Banta: oye tu her SMS mujhey
Santa To Banta:oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? Banta:vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paasrehna chaiyeh na
Girl Frnd: Mein Tumhare Bache Ki Maa
Girl Frnd: Mein Tumhare Bache Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon . . . ! Tou Santa Bara Hairan Pareshan Ho Kar Bolta Hai..” Lekin Mera Tou Koi Bacha He Nahi Hai ” . . ;->
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz he
Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz he did enghlish translation like this . . . 1. Main Aam Admi nai hon.( I m not a mango man) 2. Sarda aur Garma fruit hai.( Colda and Hota is Fruit ) 3. Mujhe bhi english aati hai.( English comes to me also ) 4. Do aur Do [...]