Q. Why can”t Sardar dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone
Santa Lost His Cheque Book
Santa Lost His Cheque Book Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur Sign … Santa: Oye, I”m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques … ;->
Santa was inserting dog”s tail into pipe…
Santa was inserting dog”s tail into pipe… Banta: Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti…! . . . . Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon….
A news reporter gets news that 100
A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen? Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak [...]
Sardarji walking on a street vich has
Sardarji walking on a street vich has a Clock Tower ven sum1 asks him if he wants 2 buy d cLock on d Tower.. Sardarji says: Yes! “Give me 1000Rs. n I”ll go get a Ladder” The man Took 1000 n disappeared.. next day Sardarji is again walking along d same street n d same [...]
Teacher: A for. . . ? Sardar”s Child:
Teacher: A for. . . ? Sardar”s Child: Apple. . . Teacher: Zor se bolo. . . ? Sardar”s Child: Jay mata di. . . . ;->