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Q. How can you take the window seat from Santa going to London?
A. Tell him that the seats going to London are in the middle row.
Interviewer : When is your birthday?. Sardar : 13th Oct. Interviewer : Which year ? sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte, every year.
Santa and Banta in a football stadium..Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!Santa :”lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol Karenge?”
How Does A Sardar Cheat The Railways?? ….. He Buys The Ticket But Doesn”t Travel… ;->
Ek Sardar Car Main Battery Lagwany Gaya,Mechanic Ne Pocha EXIDE Ki Lagaun?Sardar Bola Baar Baar Kaun Aye Ga Dono Side Ki Lagade!
Maths teacher 2 Santa, if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other pocket, wat would u think..? Santa : yar mai kithay abbay di pant tay nai paa litti..??