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Q. How can you take the window seat from Santa going to London?
A. Tell him that the seats going to London are in the middle row.
Sardar once went out to a movie from 9 to 12 but came out from the hall at 10 Why..?? . . . . . . . . . . . Because, the name of the movie was DASTAK…..
Interviewer : When is your birthday?. Sardar : 13th Oct. Interviewer : Which year ? sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte, every year.
Sardar;i hav”nt slept all nite in the train,frnd:y? Sardar:i got uper berth, Frnd:y din”nt uexchanged? Sardar:oye,there was nobody 2 exchange in the low birth.
How do you keep a Sardar whole day busy? Take him to a Circular Room and ask him to sit in a Corner!!!
Sardar..Papa condom kia hota hai? Sardar”s Papa..Chal bhaag mujhay nahi pata. Sardar..Tabhi to hum 11 bhai hain..!hehehe