Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he “to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.
1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe Ciggereate Pita Hua
1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha Hooon 1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai ;->
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. “Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese.” “How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?” “ Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”
Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se
Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se? Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.
Sardar Was Smoking Infront Of His Father.
Sardar Was Smoking Infront Of His Father. . . Sardar”s Frend : Oye . . Abbay De Saamne Smoking . . . ??? Sardar : Abba Hi Hy Na , Koi Petrol Tou Nahi . . . ;->
There was a Sardaji who was having
There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building. While looking down frm the building his watch slipped n started falling down. He started running down the staircase. On the way he saw sum guests coming up. They asked him, “Why r u running so fast?” Sardarji says, “My [...]