One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted “Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident.” Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the 10th floor, he remembered he didn”t have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the 5th floor he remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered
…He ..was ..not ..Santa …Singh.
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