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Once The CID asked a sardar why the criminals leave their fingerprints after crime..?
the sardar said: The criminals are uneducated. If they were Educated, they would leave their signatures . . . ;->
A SARDAR WAS SINGING A PATRIOTIC SONG “”AEY MERE WATAN KE LOGON ZARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI, JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKI, TUSSI GHAR LE AAO “ZANANI” ….. ;->
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle . . .Tourist : How do you escape if a Lion comes now ?Sardar : Give the indicator right and turn left ! ;-D
Banta:Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.Santa:Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Phansi se pehleinspector ne sardar sepocha bata teri aakhrikhawahish kya hai? Sardar:Mera sir neecheor taangen oper kar kPhansi de do……….;->
Interviewer: imagine that u r in a room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escap? Sardar g: very simple, i”ll stop imagining….