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Once price Charles and a Sardar ji were having dinner. Prince said: pass the wine u divine.
Sardar thought how poetic so he said: pass the custard u bastard
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho, Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
A man jumped into sea and never came out, 2nd man jumped into sea the day after & he also never come out. Sardar was watching diz whole scene frm a distance. He concluded a result frm hi observation “Human Being Is Soluble In Water” ;->
Sardar”s theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8 night when light is needed &sun gives light during d day when light is not needed
Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya Dudh Wale Ne Pocha Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha? Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!