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Once price Charles and a Sardar ji were having dinner. Prince said: pass the wine u divine.
Sardar thought how poetic so he said: pass the custard u bastard
saRdar”s Wife: jan, eik puppy do na.. saRdar: Ghar mai KHaanay k liye paise nahi hai, or tujhe kutay ka bacha chahiye..
A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours “Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
Sardar gee buliding se giray or behosh ho gaye. Doctor says: HE IS DEAD!!!! Every one was crying ,Suddenly he wake up ans SAYS: “O ma Zinda wa” SARDARNI SAYS: “CHUP KER KAY PEYA RE, TENU DOCTOR NALU BOTA PTA WA????”
LEAVE APPLICATION by a Sardar: Sir, sasrikal My wife is very ill. As there is no other HUSBAND in family to look after,so kindly grant me leave for a day.
Sardar station chalo ge? Rikshe wala”g sahab”sardar” kitne paise lo ge”rikshe wala” 50rupe”sardar” 20main jana” rikshe wala”20rupe main kaun le k jata hai sahab “sardar”beith peche main le jaon ga”