Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
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On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel
and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed” ari sala, aaj to choice hai”!!!!!!
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