once a pakistani going on highway in FIAT car with 40 speed, suddenly a SARDAR GEE comes on HONDA 125, as he reached near the pakistani he shouted… OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA…… and go away with high speed.. pakistani surprised but not bothered…
after a while the SARDAAR G again come from front and shouted .. .OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KA… and go away with high speed … pakistani again surprised and he makes his speed 50.. SARDAR G did that 4 to 5 times,..
after half hour when SARDAR G disappeared,, pakistani says thanx GOD…. but after some way he found that the SARDAR G lying on the road his honda was placed very far to him .. he saw that SARDAR G bleeding…
pakistani comes from his car and asked to SARDAR G .. KYU SARDAAR G KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYAA……. SARDAAR G REPLIED….. OYE OH HI TU POOOCH RYA SEEE…. TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA … IS KAY BREAK KIDHAR HOTAY HAI OYE… WOH HI TU DHOOOND RAHA THAAA
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