On Airport 3 people were waiting one was hindu other was muslim and 3rd one was sardar…!
hindu says to other two:-mere sahabzaade ko aana hai…
muslim says:- mere nawabzaade ko aana hai…
sardar says:- aur mere haramzaade ko aana hai……
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