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Newspaper mein news lugi k “50% of Sardars are donkeys.”
The Sardars protested.
Next day news lagi k”50% of Sardars r NOT donkeys.”
The Sardars celebrated.
Teacher-write ur father name in english.. Sardar-”beautiful red underwear”. Teacher-what do u mean? Sardar- His name is sundar lal chadda… ;->
Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui? Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain
1st Sardar: Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis main ziada profit ho ? 2nd Sardar: Aisa ker sardiyo”n mein sasti Baraf le ker garmiyo”n mein baich de … ;->
Sardar;i hav”nt slept all nite in the train,frnd:y? Sardar:i got uper berth, Frnd:y din”nt uexchanged? Sardar:oye,there was nobody 2 exchange in the low birth.
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I”ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****). The first sardar replies, ” Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258.”