Newly Weded Srdr Couple”s Luv words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H
Sdr in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho
Sardarji praising his son who is a
Sardarji praising his son who is a Civil engineer, who just laid a road near his house. “Wow! This is terrific! Look at the job he has done! The distance from my house to the railway station is the same as the railway station to my house!!!!!!! !” 0300 2711 588 / 0333 9968 674
Mrs. Santa Don”t Like To Eat Green
Mrs. Santa Don”t Like To Eat Green Grass But, Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . . . . . . . Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!
Banta Singh: “Yaar Santa,
Last Year The Name-Plate
Banta Singh: “Yaar Santa, Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A. This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A., When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree? Santa Singh: “You Don”t Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is [...]
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. “What happened?” asked Surjit. “Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . ” “How come ?” “Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and Pakistan was being shown live on TV. “I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the [...]
Heights of Friendship Santa commiting suicide, someone asked
Heights of Friendship Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can”t live without my friend.