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Maths teacher 2 Santa, if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other pocket, wat would u think..?
Santa : yar mai kithay abbay di pant tay nai paa litti..??
Judge:is sardar k dono kan kat do!Sardar:nahi mei andha ho jaunga!Judge:bewkuf kan katne se andha kaise hoga?Sardar:mei chasma kaise pehnunga?
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao Banta-Kya Hua Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha “Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga” Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi Hai
What does a sardar doafter taking a xerox?……………………..He will compare it withthe orginal for anyspelling mistakakes……….;->
What is the height of stupidity? 2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat.