Man: sardarji aapke paas mobile hai to phir aapne LETTER kyu bheja.?
Sardar- oye mene tujhe phone kiya tha per andar se kaha PLZ TRY LETTER,
Send This Sms To Mobile
so bhej diya… ;->
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