Jasmeet Kaur Watched Her Husband Santa Singh Searching High & Low,
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All Over The Living Room.
She Asked Him : “ What Are You So Frantically Searching? “
Santa Singh : Hidden Cameras.
Jasmeet : And What Makes You Think There Are Hidden Camera Here?
Santa : Or Else, Every Few Minutes, How Is That Guy On Television Saying
You Are Watching The Star World Chennel’ ? “ How Can He Know What
I Am Watching… ;->
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