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Interviewer: imagine that u r in a room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escap?
Sardar g: very simple, i”ll stop imagining….
Sardar pUttinG dOgS tAil in 2 PipE.2nd sArdAr:Abe kutte ki DUM kAbhi sidhi nAhi hOti.1st sArdAr:Abe jAntA hu, mUjhE tO Pipe bAnd kArnA hAi
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