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All scientists fail 2 ans this
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks
Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?
Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.
Banta : Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa : Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Sardar ji: There are lot of girls who don”t want to get married! Friend: How do you know? Sardar ji: I asked them!
Sardar”s Son Was Filling Application ForM. In ForM It Was Asked About MOTHER TONGUE. Son:Papa G Ithay Ki Likhaan? SARDAR: Likh Day Putar,VERY LONG… ;->
Sardar found his wife having affair with a guy. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola: Tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai..!
“Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World” BUT… Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!” … ;->