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In An African Safari,
A LION Suddenly Bounced
On Santa’s Wife.
WIFE: Shoot Him Now!
I’m Changing The Battery Of
My Camera. =P =D
Sardar G, zebra crossing ke black & white patti par bar bar idhar-udhar chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga………..??? ? ?? ??? ???? think…………. ?? “SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI” ;->
Santa – My wife died yesterday.. I”m trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta – No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black…? Sardar : What other colors do you have…?