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“If U call ur mother as MUM then what will U call ur mother”s younger sis and elder sis?”
“So simple, I”ll call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM”…
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Q2) How did the sardar kill the bird????? Ans) He threw it off the cliff…!
Try 2 understand n dont disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night i didn”t sleep thnking of u. So don”t play with my life.- Sardar was saying 2 mosquito
Santa Was In Shopping Store. Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator? Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha. Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He?? Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!