How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Two Sardars went into a pub and
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. You cant eat your own sandwiches in here, complained the pub-owner. So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches………….;->
Pandit : InsAan jAb mArr jAta hAi
Pandit : InsAan jAb mArr jAta hAi tO uSkE mUh mEi kAa daAanA chAhiye?? sArDAR : BirlA CEmEnt PAnd|t : Kyun ? sArDAR : kYunKi isS CEMENT mEi jaAn hai
The Titanic is going to
Help…. !! The Titanic is going to sink…. Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God… Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship. Italian : How far is land, from here ? Sardarji : Two miles . Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools [...]
A sardar goes to wine shop and
A sardar goes to wine shop and says – oye giv me “after shave” shop keeper replies – Sir this is wineshop not general store Sardar – abe idiot i know its wine shop , i always drink whiskey after shave . . . ;->
A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan
A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He”s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, “What”s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered the Sardarji. Iqbal says, “We”ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” Iqbal”s guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he [...]