How do you make a Sardar laugh on
” Saturday ? ”
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A sardar goes to wine shop and
A sardar goes to wine shop and says – oye giv me “after shave” shop keeper replies – Sir this is wineshop not general store Sardar – abe idiot i know its wine shop , i always drink whiskey after shave . . . ;->
Sardar attending a interview in a software
Sardar attending a interview in a software co.Interviewer: Do u knw MS Office?Sardar: Give the address.I wll find out where it is
Man: How was your exam today ?
Man: How was your exam today ? Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult Man: Which one ? Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ? I thought…i thought …i thought about it and wrote THUNK
Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi
Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga? Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya Half pent half kiraya Sardar ne apni pent utari Or kaha: no pent no kiraya… ;->
Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian
Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written… BC 1760 !!!.