Four guys, one each from Harvard, MIT University, Yale and SANTA SINGH from
Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.
One common question was asked to all of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ?
HARVARD Guy: It”s the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes
instantly in your mind.
MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it”s hard to realize you blinked
YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.
SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa”s reply) “WHY”?
SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
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worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHTS, it was over !!
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