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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in >punjab . Local >sardars >have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for >more.. > >
Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?Banta: Yaar Actually MereDad Keh Rahe The Ke 1Jagah Bar Bar Jane SeIzzat Kam Ho Jati Hai
Santa-pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya sinaukri dilwaunga. Banta- fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shadi bhi krwa diyo
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ..” Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: ” I Want To Apply For This Job …” ;->
Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho, Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
Sardar called an englishman 4 lunch. there was curd on table.he asked what is this?sardar didn”t know english said Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight ;->