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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in >punjab . Local >sardars >have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for >more.. > >
Pathan ko khawb mein kisi ne NANGA kar dia, Sobha pathan ne apna HBL main bank accountclose karwa diya, Q? Q K HBL aap k sapnon ko haqiqat mein badal dega:
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.2.Weakness:Banta ” s wife,Preeto.3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.4.Threat:When I am on tour
Sardar: Yar Meri Ankhein Dhang Se Nhi Khultein. Dost: Kisi Din Achanak Apne Ghar Chala Ja.
Santa Shouting 2 His GF ” U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office….”
Santa:- I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza Yesterday On D Phone! Banta:- Dats Great! What Did She Say? Santa:- Just, Wrong Number!