Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya.
Sab ne puchha “kya hua ?”
Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, “Gehoon-Le-Lo”
unho ne samjha, “Gay-Hon-Le-Lo”
Banta Singh: “Yaar Santa,
Last Year The Name-Plate
Banta Singh: “Yaar Santa, Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A. This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A., When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree? Santa Singh: “You Don”t Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is [...]
On Airport 3 people were waiting one
On Airport 3 people were waiting one was hindu other was muslim and 3rd one was sardar…! hindu says to other two:-mere sahabzaade ko aana hai… muslim says:- mere nawabzaade ko aana hai… sardar says:- aur mere haramzaade ko aana hai……
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing” Sardar answered ” No I am Banta Singh!” Another guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered ” No No Me Banta Singh!” Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed [...]
Sardar Jii ailed In Mediacal Entrance Exam As
Sardar Jii ailed In Mediacal Entrance ExamAs He Gave The Following Answers: * Antibody : Against Everyone* Artery : Study Of Paintings* Genes : Blue Denim* Hymen : Greetig Ti Several Man* Labour Pain : Hurt At Work* Lirosuction : French Kiss* Microbs : Small Dressing Gowns* Cardialogy : Advance Study Of Playing Cards* Cat [...]
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife!
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.