Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.
1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?
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one Sardar was enjoying Sun on a
one Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.Alady came and asked him, ” Are you relaxing” Sardar answered “” No I am Banta Singh” Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.Sardaranswered ” No No Me Banta Singh”Third onecame and asked the same question Sardar was totallyannoyed and decided to shift his place.While [...]
Santa ko police
Q K santa
Santa ko police kyu Pakda?? Guess Why? ? ? Q K santa ne Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna tha
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata
Ik sardar: Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde. Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga. Sardar= piko karani se.
Four guys, one each from Harvard, MIT
Four guys, one each from Harvard, MIT University, Yale and SANTA SINGH fromPunjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ? HARVARD Guy: It”s the Thought; because thought is so fast it comesinstantly in your [...]
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. “What for did you put that match in your [...]