Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…
Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident Judge : how did accident occur Sardar :I don”t know sir I was sleeping
Q: Why did Santa fall out the
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain . . . ;->
Sardar Ji Ki Behan Ko Daku Utha
Sardar Ji Ki Behan Ko Daku Utha Kar Le Gaya !!! Sab Ne Sardar Se Kaha Daku Boara Khatarnak He Khali Hath Mat Jana Sardar Jate Hoye 2 Kilo Aaam Le Jata Hy ;->
Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and
Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn”t reach in [...]
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
Man sees Sardar-G standing in d midle of a huge feild of grass & notices, He is jst standing dere,doing nothing, luking @ nothing Man asks: Sardar-G wh8 r U doing ? Sardar-G: Em trying 2 win a noble prize Man: How? Sardar-G: Well I heard they give d noble prize 2 ppl who r [...]