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Two Sardars went into a pub and
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering twodrinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets andstarted to eat them. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,”complained the pub-owner. So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches
What does a sardar do after taking a
What does a sardar doafter taking a xerox?……………………..He will compare it withthe orginal for anyspelling mistakakes……….;->
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. “Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese.” “How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?” “ Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”
Santa was busy in removing a wheel
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can”t u read “Parking for two wheelers only”