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Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It”s for people who can”t swim!
Santa:My wedding is going to happen Banta:Whats the problem now.? Santa:My wife did”nt know it…!
sArdAr 1: oye ye docTor loG oPerATion k Time Pe PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi.? sArdAr 2: is liye k PATienT surGery nA seekh ley… ;->
A Sardar Opened sugarbox & saw in the box.He repeat this process three times in a day.When his wife asked,He said:Dr said 2 me 2 check sugar level regularly.
PUNJABI TO SARDAR…TEL ME NAME OF UR PETSSARDAR; SANTA SINGH ,BANTA SINGH, GULJEET SINGH;PUNJABI ;WHTS UR NAME;SARDAR TOMMY………
Sardar: Cigarette hy?Shopkeeper:We don”t sell cigs. Next day, Srdr: Cig hy?SK: Kal bataya tha yahan nhi bikty. Next day, Srdr: Cig hy?SK: Aby kitni baar kahun!NAHI HAi! DAFA HO JA nhi to hathorra sr py dy maaroon ga! Next day, Srdr: Hathorra hy?SK: Nahi.Srdr: Acha?To phir cig hy?:-P