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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?Sardar: Auntie, it is H to O (h2o)! …. ;->
Sardar To his Son: Tere Result Ka
Sardar To his Son: Tere Result Ka Kia Banya…..??? Son: Madam Kehandi Ae Is Class Wich Ek Saal Hor Lagna Hai… Sardar: Phir Theek Ae…. Saal Pawain 2-3 Hor Lag Jayein , Par Fail Na Huen…. ;->
Pandit : InsAan jAb mArr jAta hAi
Pandit : InsAan jAb mArr jAta hAi tO uSkE mUh mEi kAa daAanA chAhiye?? sArDAR : BirlA CEmEnt PAnd|t : Kyun ? sArDAR : kYunKi isS CEMENT mEi jaAn hai
saRdar to his son: beta dara mat
saRdar to his son: beta dara mat ker tu sher ka da puttar hy.. son: han ammi ny bataya tha .. saRdar: kia bataya ammi nay.? son: yahi k tu kissi janwar ka puttar hy..
once a pakistani going on highway in
once a pakistani going on highway in FIAT car with 40 speed, suddenly a SARDAR GEE comes on HONDA 125, as he reached near the pakistani he shouted… OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA…… and go away with high speed.. pakistani surprised but not bothered… after a while the SARDAAR G again come from front [...]