Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed
“The Heart Of The Country”?
Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.Send This Sms To Mobile
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers Frnd:4th? Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out Santa : Coz He”s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
Salesman: Paaji !! Cockroach la powder loge
Salesman: Paaji !! Cockroach la powder loge kya ?Sardar ji: Nahi ji, hum Cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!!Aaj powder denge to kal lipstick mangega…!! . . . ;->
After returning from a foreign trip , Santa
After returning from a foreign trip , Santa asks his wife ” Do I look like a foreigner?” Wife– “No, Why r u asking?” Santa– “In London a lady asked me, are u a foreigner? ;->
Ek baAr Air indiA kA Aeroplane,haAwe mAin
Ek baAr Air indiA kA Aeroplane,haAwe mAin khArAb ho gAyA( which happens always) n pilOt ne AnnOunce kiyA ” yAtri Apna ApnA luggaAge girA dein kyunki weigHt jAydA hO gAyA hAi fligHt kA…tO batao sArdAr ji nE kyA kiyA?? ?????? Ofcourse yaAr luggAge girA diyA..! jAn|X hAr sArdAr pAgAl thOdi nA hOtA hAi
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. [...]