Banta Was Amazed To Find
Santa Playing Chess Wid His Dog.
He Watched The Game In Astonished
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For A While & Exclaimd:
I Can Hardly Beleive My Eyes.
That”s The Smartest Dog I have Ever Seen.!
Santa Replied: Naa !
He”s Not So Smart. I have Beaten Him 3 Games Out Of 5….. ;->
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