Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
“Ek Punjab Mail dena.” demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
“Ek Punjab Mail dena.” the second man asked and was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, “Ek Punjab female dena!”
“What do u mean by Punjab female?” asked the clerk.
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“It is for my wife” replied Banta Singh.
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