Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?
Santa: Yes, I married her!Send This Sms To Mobile
Waiter gives bill 2Sardar Sardar:Take this card.Waiter:
Waiter gives bill 2Sardar Sardar:Take this card.Waiter: But sir,this is Ration card.Sardar: So what?U hv written there- ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.
Sardar Doctor Se : Tenu Taankey Laney
Sardar Doctor Se : Tenu Taankey Laney Aande Ne ??? Doctor: haan G, Daso Kithey Laane Ne ??? Sardar : Meri Juti Nu La De … ;->
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. “What happened?” asked Surjit. “Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . ” “How come ?” “Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and Pakistan was being shown live on TV. “I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the [...]
I was standing at jalandhar station when
I was standing at jalandhar station when my > attention went towards a > Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black > turban having a long beard > and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking > similar to a terrorist. > > After a while, one local train arrived, which > was totally [...]
How Does A Sardar Cheat The Railways?? . . . . . He
How Does A Sardar Cheat The Railways?? ….. He Buys The Ticket But Doesn”t Travel… ;->