Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?
Santa: Yes, I married her!Send This Sms To Mobile
Talking about those days when there were
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound “guooonn, guooonn.” He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. [...]
Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanp teri biwi
Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanp teri biwi ko kaat raha hai. Santa :- Dar mat yaar. Vo kaat nhi raha, vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai.
Two surds go fishing. They catch a
Two surds go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore. The first surd says: “I hope u remember the spot where u caught all those fish.” The other answers: “Yes,I made “X”on the side of the boat to mark the spot.” “U idiot!”replies the first.”how do u know u will get [...]
Once Santa went to a resturant, Had
Once Santa went to a resturant, Had dinner and came back . . . Dis Time No joke Plz..Cum ON eVry1 !!Respect the Poor Guy..Atlest Once . . . ;->
Sardar thought “LOL” mean
“lots of love”.
Sardar thought “LOL” mean “lots of love”. So 1 Day His Friend”s Mother Died he Sent it in da Following txt “”Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL””:-D