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Autowala: saab! 30 rupiye huye.
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Santa: ye lo 15 rupiye.
Autowala: saab ye to beyimaani hai.
Santa:Abay! Beyimani kesi?tu b to baith k aya he,aadhe Tu day… ;->
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