At night someone knocks on the door. Jeeto wakes up and asks:
“Santa, is that you?”
Silence. She returns to bed. Again a knock.
“Santa, don”t make me nervous, is that you?”
Silence. She waits a while then returns to bed. Again a knock. She opens the door to find her drunken husband, Santa, standing there.
“You moron! I was asking if it was you, why weren”t you answering???”
“I was nodding you!!!
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