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Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkeys accident.
Sardar looked himself in miror & said”isko kahin dekha hai”then he said “yad aya” ye to wohe kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri bewi k sath hai….
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven”Even or OddSardar: EvenTeacher: How can you make seven even?Sardar:Remove the “S”! 7
A Sardar found hs wife having affair. Sardr decided 2 kill her & himself. Sardar ne apne kaan pe Gun lagayi or wife ko bola- “Khush mat ho.Agla numbr tera hai…!!
A drunk sardar falls from 3rd floor. people gather around and ask:”Sardar ji ki hoya?“He said” pata nahin main v hune aya haan”!!!!
Sardar witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who”s seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, “Please..call me..ambulance”.Sardar replied “Ok, ok Ambulance . . . ! ;->