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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body”s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said “SMILE PLEASE” :p
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -What will come first, Chicken or egg?O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
Banta: U looked troubled, what”s ur prob?Santa: Im going 2 b a fatherBanta: But, that”s wonderfulSanta: What”s wonderful! My wife doesn”t know abt it yet ;->
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: “Chain” hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS
Sardar wins 20 cars from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rupees back.!