A Sardar went to Kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.
A servant (also a sardar) had taken the receiver. Sardarji, Who is speaking?
Servant, its me Servant Sir.
Sardarji, Where is the Madam?
Servant, She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Sardarji, What? I am her husband came to kashmir today.
Servant, What can I do now sir?
Sardarji, Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, Till then I am waiting in the line. After some time … there comes 2 shooting sounds … after that …
Servant, Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?
Sardarji, open the back door, throw both of them into the well
Servant, I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir?
Sardarji, What…? Are you in the third floor?
Servant, Yes Sir
Sardarji, sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!Send This Sms To Mobile