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A sardar on cycle accidentally hits a lady; Lady: Break nahi maar saktay thay!!!?. Sardar: Break ka kya hai poori cycle jo Mardi hai!!!!
SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings. He picks it up and Says “Hello, How did you know I was Here?”
Santa 2 Banta: Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai. Tum Pee Kar Dekho. Banta (Mashroob Pee Kar): Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai. Santa: Dekha Tumne Such Bola, Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.
Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident Judge : how did accident occur Sardar :I don”t know sir I was sleeping
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us Main Ja K Beth Gya Dure Sardar Ne Poocha “”Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?”” 1st Sardar Replied “”Gehria”n Sochaa”n”” ;->
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body”s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said “SMILE PLEASE” :p