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A sardar goes to wine shop and says – oye giv me “after shave”
shop keeper replies – Sir this is wineshop not general store
Sardar – abe idiot i know its wine shop , i always drink whiskey after shave . . . ;->
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge…. think…………. “SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI”
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced 1 2 3 Start. All Started Runing Except Santa. Coach:y RU Stil Waiting? Santa:My No Is 4!
Santa and Banta r discussing- Santa- “if i drink coffee, i can”t sleep.!!” Banta- “with me it”s the opposite. if i sleep i can”t drink coffee.” ;->
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega Dr:5 lakh Sardar: Agar “Plastic” hum de to?
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black…? Sardar : What other colors do you have…?