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A Sardar always studies in front of a mirror bcoz of 3 reasons
1.It helps saving revision time
2.He can keep a watch on himself
3.He likes combined studies.
In A Cricket Ground.. Security:Cricket Match Is Over Now,Why R U Stil Sitting? Santa:Oye…Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights!
Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he Suddenly hit a girl! So girl shouted, “Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!” And sardarji replied, “Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!”
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?……A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept..!
Sardar called an englishman 4 lunch. there was curd on table.he asked what is this?sardar didn”t know english said Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight ;->
Sardar:Meri ßevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya ßataon DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma ßoli CHOWKIDAR..